THE THING IN THE POND
It can sometimes seem as if there's no news to report, particularly as now when everyone is awaiting the outcome of the well publicised Big Dig at Brading Villa. Fortunately, if you nose around, you can still find the odd local doggedly pursuing some minor feature that would normally pass without record, in a world far removed from Roman glamour.
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As an army of archaeologists and helpers were uncovering a Roman bath at Brading, eight miles away a couple of ill-prepared individuals were setting off to investigate the Thing in the Pond. They were equipped with a semi-watertight dinghy, a battered paddle and a stick. Unlike the villa project, any application for Heritage Lottery Funding had either been unsuccessful or granted in small change. Their chirpy confidence lacked the gravitas of professional archaeologists and they were hopelessly beardless.
The Thing in the Pond lies in Dickson's Copse, to the south of Stag Lane. This oval brick structure normally sits just beneath the surface of a pond that evolved from a cement works claypit. It has been frequently remarked on by passing walkers, although nobody has been able to explain it. This summer the level of the pond has dropped to the point where it stands just proud of the water. To some, it had risen from the depths to demand investigation.
Having negotiated their equipment through the wood, the pair set up operations on the bank of the pond. The thing is not far from the bank but the fact that the dinghy had a leak placed some restriction on the time available for investigation, before it sinks. At this point the villa archaeologists would have required a risk assessment, health and safety consultations and a lifeguard standing by. Our determined duo were more in the Indiana Jones mould and proceeded regardless. The murky water offered limited visibility but they had come armed with their special equipment to probe the depths (you were probably wondering what the stick was for). In a welter of paddling, poking and prodding they established that the thing was about eight feet deep, built of engineering bricks, internally rendered and consisted of two separate chambers, with a stop cock that seemed to be located towards the base of the dividing wall. They managed to get a few photos and secured the camera from the waterlogged dinghy by hurling it to the bank in a margarine tub.
Fortunately the dinghy just made it back to the bank. The evening was spent Googling the discovered features. The Thing in the Pond was finally revealed as a form of monk drain. It emerged that monk drains were an occasional feature of ponds. They provided an overflow to control the high water level and allowed the pond to be drained to an adjustable, pre-determined, level. In our example the drain is presumably now blocked and no longer functional.
In contrast to discoveries at the Roman Villa, the monk drain will be of no interest whatsoever to the county's heritage officials and would struggle to make even the 'village talk' section of the County Press. However, it's a fair bet you had never even heard of monk drains, let alone that the Island had one. Thus our intrepid amateurs can at least claim a 100% revelation, whereas their Brading counterparts have merely re-excavated a known feature. Just as archaeology frequently raises as many questions as it does answers, so the monk drain leaves the question as to why anyone would want to regularly drain an obscure pond. You can be sure that, sooner or later, somebody out there will be beavering away on the subject, oblivious to the surrounding indifference.
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The monk drain. A stroll through the wood should find it. Sadly there is no guided tour.
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